Free will and unanswered prayers

October 12, 2011

Saw this discussion going on on Facebook, and I knew that not only did I need to answer this but that my answer would be too long for facebook.  I obscured identifiers, except for first names, because this blog is more public than facebook.  So without further ado:

I love this argument from Lorna.  It reminds me very much of when The Onion “reported” on God answering a child’s prayer.  Back to the argument: from a strictly believing perspective, prayer is actually a form of blasphemy.  Think about it: if you pray for anything other than to stroke God’s ego (a.k.a. praising him) or to thank him for his blessings (blessings like kittens, candy, hurricanes, and birth defects), then you are putting forward the notion that you are more powerful than God.

Think about it: if you ask God for ANYTHING at all, then through the very act of praying, you are trying to persuade God to act differently than he is or change his mind; you are telling an all-knowing being that he might have missed a little detail that you just happen to know about.  “Hey God, I’ve still got cancer down here.  Just a reminder.”: at which point God slaps his forehead and says, “Shit, I knew I was forgetting something!”

Now many Christians see how this is belittling the power of God, so rather than ask for specific things, they ask for “God’s will to be done” about those things.  Now seriously, does God really need your go ahead to do whatever he planned on doing in the first place?  Picture this:  You’re at work, and a co-worker walks up to you and says, “Hey, about that project you’re working on?  I just wanted you to know that I think that you should think you’re own thoughts and use your own intiative in the matter.”  Since that was what you were going to do anyway, do you really need your co-worker telling you it’s OK?  Sounds sort of condescending doesn’t it (or batshit insane).  So anyway, you can see that other than for kissing God’s ass, prayer is basically putting oneself out there as being superior to God.

As for free will and God’s will, I’m sorry Michael, but your views are not supported either logically or Biblically.

First of all, let’s look at your concept of God’s will:  God is apparently off the hook for evil because he allows it to happen rather than making it happen.  You do realize that there is a legal term for allowing grave harm to another even though you didn’t cause the harm: the term is manslaughter.

If I let a man drown, even though I could have saved him, I am still culpable in his death because I did nothing.  It simply doesn’t matter that I didn’t push the man into the water.

Here’s another scenario: you see a dog mauling a small child.  But it’s OK if you don’t intervene, whether yourself or by calling authorities, because you are not the person who commanded the dog to attack the child, so you are blameless and can sleep easy.  If you could actually wsee such a thing and do nothing, then you are a sociopath and are in need of psychiatric help.  Further, if you honestly believe that this is how God operates, then you are worshipping a sociopath, and it may therefore be time to find a different religion.

As for free will, God doesn’t allow it, he punishes it.  Free will IS the original sin.  And if you can bear the burden to subjugate your free will your entire life, your reward is to have that burden lifted by going to heaven and losing your free will.  Before, they ate the fruit from the tree, Adam and Eve could not distinguish good from bad; remember, it was the fruit that gave them Knowledge of Good and Evil.  Without knowing good from evil, they did whatever they were told, whether it be God or a talking snake with legs.  It’s interesting at this time to point out that God lied to them about the fruit (“ye shall surely die;” they didn’t), and the snake told the truth (“Ye shall not die, but shall know good and evil;” which is what happened).  So Adam and Eve had no concept that disobedience was bad until after the fact, at which point they were ashamed.  God then drives them out of the Garden before they can also eat from the Tree of Life and become his competition.

At this point, it should be noted that the expulsion from the Garden and increasing of hardships could be considered punishment for disobedience, but consider this: why then punish all future generations for this disobedience?  Adam and Eve’s children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, etc. never ate from the tree, why are they punished too?  It’s because the future generations kept the ability to determine good from evil, they kept free will, and this is the sin of which they are guilty.

Throughout the Bible, God demands perfect obedience in exchange for reward and under threat of punishment.  If I hold a gun to your head and tell you that I’ll shoot if you disobey me but give you $100 if you obey, then I am punishing you for using your free will in any way counter to my own will, just as God does with threats of hell.  You are to stop using your own will and to use God’s instead; any deviation will result in everlasting torment.

And on the subject of heaven and hell, many have wondered why hell is forever: how can finite crimes deserve infinite punishment?  But hell isn’t for the acts of your life; it’s for your refusal to give up free will.  Those in hell retain free will; those in heaven lose it.  Think about it: could one soul in hell choose to be either nice or hateful to another soul?  Of course they could: at least as nice as you could be around the horrible burning torment.  How about in heaven, could one soul choose to be either nice or hateful there?  The answer is no: nothing bad happens in heaven, therefore you can’t choose to perform an evil act in heaven; your ability to make your own choices has been stripped from you.

And as for Jesus, an all-powerful God has the power to forgive without human sacrifice.  An all-knowing God could devise a way for people to have free will but still make the right choices.  An all-good God wouldn’t eternally torture those who simply think their own thoughts.  But a vengeful, hateful, bloodthirsty, sadistic God would do all of the above.

This then is how I know that God is a human construct:  that I know, and most of the people I have ever met know, how to be more moral than God.

More for Blasphemy Day…

September 30, 2011

I forgot I had this one tucked away from reddit.  Is pointing out Jesus was a sith blasphemous? — probably.  Behold Darth Christ:

Blasphemy Day 2011

September 30, 2011

My artistic talent is non-existent, and all I have is MS Paint, but to show solidarity for all those who are persecuted around the world under blasphemy laws, here is my blasphemous image:

A cartload from the image mines…

September 22, 2011

Here are some images I’ve collected from various sources recently (though mainly from reddit).  Enjoy!

Oww! The sunlight hurts my eyes!

September 22, 2011

I closed up shop for a while to go hide like a hermit, but I’m coming back out of the hermit cave now, so expect new posts soon!  FYI:  Hermit caves are boring.

A fusion of science and religion I can support.

February 8, 2011

Cyanide and Happiness is always the best:

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Uncertainty is the most precious thing we have.

February 8, 2011

I just finished watching the movie “Agora.”  It was one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, and the single most disturbing.  It forcefully reminded me of one thing:  The path to wisdom is to truly understand that you could be wrong.  And not just you: your family, your friends, your countrymen, even the entire human species could be wrong.  Your books, your shows, your sites, your blogs, could all be wrong.  Your leaders, your experts, your religion, your thoughts, your god and even these very statements could all be wrong.  Here, truly, is a wisdom that could keep us from destroying ourselves, though few are those who shall heed it.

I expected better from the AAAS

December 27, 2010

So I’m searching out science education sites, and I come across the AAAS site (that’s American Association for the Advancement of Science, if you didn’t know).  Right at the top of the site under the heading “Latest News” is a link to an article about “What Scientists Think about Religion.”  Naturally, I’m intrigued.  So I follow the links and end up here.  What followed was the biggest bunch of horseshit I’ve seen in a while that was paraded as science, so I simply had to shred it in the manner of that most awesome of all shredders of dross, PZ Myers.  Here goes:

A Sociologist and a Journalist Assess How Science and Religion Get Along

Although nearly a quarter of Americans think scientists are hostile to religion and about 30% of scientists surveyed by a Rice University sociologist consider themselves atheists, the true picture of what scientists think about religion and spirituality is more complex than popular conceptions, the sociologist told a recent AAAS gathering.  [So far no problem, most issues, especially social ones, are typically very complex.  Let's see what the analysis shows.] 

Elaine Howard Ecklund, who surveyed nearly 1700 natural and social scientists [shouldn't natural scientists and social scientists have been separated:  biologists kind of need to be evolutionists in the same way that cosmologists probably need the Big Bang or a similar theory, both of which ideas offer great consternation to many religious folk; a social scientist, on the other hand, could ignore natural sciences altogether and be basically OK] at leading research universities and conducted in-depth interviews with 275 of them [Her sample size, considering the specialized nature of her study population seems very good; I'll happily give credit where it's due], said that nearly half of the scientists identified with a religious label and even 22% of the atheist scientists in her survey expressed feelings of spirituality about nature and the mysteries of the world [Now wait a second, we're starting to see weasel words here:  what is meant by "feelings of spirituality?"  Is "spiritual" necessarily "religious?"  Also, identifying with a religious label is completely irrelevant, there are plenty of Jews, Catholics, and Buddhists who identify themselves as such, but in actuality are atheists.  This makes it sound like half of scientists believe religious ideas and one-fifth of the atheists are closet religionists.  In reality, all we've learned so far is that, in her sample, nearly half of scientists call themselves by a religious label (though their actual beliefs are unknown) and that 22% of the professed atheists  expressed "spiritual" feelings about nature and its mysteries (which could be simply the numinous (thank you Carl Sagan) awe felt  by many (I'm one of them) with regard to the natural world).  But let's remain hopeful, maybe it gets better.]

Ecklund spoke at a 15 December session co-sponsored by the AAAS Dialogue on Science, Ethics, and Religion and the AAAS Center for Public Engagement with Science and Technology [So all appearances seem to indicate that the AAAS takes this research seriously].

“Americans have a love-hate relationship with science,” Ecklund said. She noted their admiration for figures such as Albert Einstein and their interest in new scientific discoveries. But surveys have also shown that as many as half of Americans believe that “we depend too much on science and not enough on faith” and 40% would like to see creationism taught in public schools [This isn't much "evidence" for the American love-hate relationship on science.  I could give an equally valid spin on all of this:  Einstein is admired because he has become a cultural icon of intelligence (in much the same why that George Washington or Abraham Lincoln are icons of leadership or honesty); most people have no idea what Einstein *actually* did, but they know that he was very intelligent.  People could love scientific discoveries because they love the products derived from science rather than the scientific process -or- because they simply love novelty (which would explain why many find pseudoscientific "discoveries" equally exciting.  The fact that many Americans want to depend more on faith and have creationism taught in schools could have less to do with a hatred of science as much as an unthinking love for the tenets of their faith.].

As for the scientists, there has been a small but vocal group of confirmed atheists who speak of religious belief as “irrational” and “dumb.” [OK, so?]  A physicist in Ecklund’s survey told her that “as a child I was infected by religion, but now I am immune.” He said his view was shared by other scientists “who are all astonished at this sort of viral nature of faith-based thinking [which] only exists because parents infect their children and then there’s a new generation and they go on to infect more.”  [ yes, I'm sure that there was a particular individual that professed this view (which I basically agree with, though it definitely won't win any rhetoric awards); so what?  Is one person's view supposed to be representative of all atheists?  Is it shared by other scientists simply because he says so?]

Given such attitudes, some scientists who are religious tread softly on the topic of faith when they are in the scientific environment, Ecklund said. Another physicist told her that “it is really hard to be a religious academic because the public opinion [is the "public" referred to the scientific public or the public at large?] is such that you’re either religious or you’re a scientist. To say you are religious might mean other scientists would question your work.” [Who cares what they *might* do; the question is what do they *actually* do?  Also, just to be clear, between this example and the last, this researcher does know that anecdotal evidence means precisely dick, right?  RIGHT?!]

Still, there are some scientists with deep religious beliefs, such as National Institutes of Health director Francis Collins [every time people want to promote the fusion of science and religion they always seem to name Collins (in my admittedly anecdotal experience); if such religious scientists are really so common why is he the only one you ever hear about, though it could just be because he has the highest profile.  Also, if you want to know why non-religious scientists may sometimes look down on believers, look no further than Collins himself: while he does fine practical work, his book makes it clear that at some point he just *has* to interject his faith beliefs into the scientific process], who have managed to straddle both worlds and were mentioned frequently by participants in Ecklund’s survey.

Ecklund, author of Science vs. Religion: What Scientists Really Think (Oxford University Press), said she undertook her research because previous scholarship on scientists’ attitudes was incomplete [by definition isn't all scholarship incomplete?  I mean if an area of study had ever been completely researched, then there would be nothing new to say about it and no reason to further research it.] and often relied on narrow measures of religiosity [from what I can tell, her measures are wicked wide, so I guess...uh...mission accomplished?].

In her survey, which garnered a strong 75% response rate from the 2200 scientists contacted [not surprising that so many responded, it's just scientists supporting science], Ecklund found that 30% of the respondents identified themselves as secularists with no religion [OK]; just under half identified with a religious label [again, who cares about their labels; if I call myself a duck-billed platypus, it doesn't mean I am one] and 1 in 5 of those were actively involved in a house of worship [the other 4 out of 5 could be in-the-closet atheists; fuck, for that matter, so could the 1 out of 5]; and 20% of respondents described themselves as spiritual, although not religious. [again, what does "spiritual" even mean?  Since apparently, according to the first of the article, 1 in 5 non-religious atheists are spiritual, couldn't all of these people be atheists too?  I've known many an agnostic who described themselves as "spiritual, but not religious."  So she seems to think that what we have here is 30% atheist, 50% religionist, 20% neither;  personally, it could just as easily mean 100% atheist, or for a little benefit of the doubt, how about 30% atheist, 20% agnostic, 10% religionist, 40% unknown.  This would be just as valid.]

Among the secular scientists, 13% were raised in homes without religion [sounds right, many atheists are either deconverts or are raised by parents who might label themselves religious but never take any initiative to pass along their beliefs].  Among the 50% who called themselves religious, just 2% were evangelical Protestants, compared to 28% of the U.S. population, Ecklund said. [Why isn't she asking equivalent questions?  She asked how non-believers were *raised* but then asked what believers *are*?  Isn't it possible that they too were raised in a different believer category (since she's singling out Protestant evangelicals).  What do you want to bet that almost all of the current believers were raised as such in one flavor or another.]

[...]  I have left out the remarks given by a journalist who was also featured in the story because I wanted to focus on only the sociologist’s views; so in the future, “[...]” indicates left out remarks from or about the journalist.

Scientists need to realize that conservative Christianity is diverse [maybe in denominations but not so much in attitude toward science] and that—as Ecklund noted—70% of the U.S. population does not identify as evangelical. [of course, that means that one third of the population *is* evangelical] They also should recognize that a strategy of simply ignoring the religious public is not working, she said. [I point that science popularizers have taken to great heart.]

[...]

While many scientists say they just should be doing science and consider religion to be irrelevant [which it is], Ecklund said, a small segment of those she surveyed did feel that religion’s impact on the public’s view of science is so large that it is impossible to ignore. [again, this is why science popularizers and pseudoscience debunkers are so important]

For religious communities, Ecklund said, there also is a message: Scientists can ask difficult questions that can force believers to grapple in a more open way with their religion. She urged religious believers to respond to the concerns of one of the biologists in her survey who felt religion had let her down. “When I asked hard questions I was told just to make a decision to believe,” the biologist told Ecklund. In her experience, she said, religion “was a way that judgment was passed on people who are different.”  [Does this dumbass researcher not realize that this is the font from which the fundamental conflict flows??!!  Religion's answer is always "have faith"; if they ever actually had authentic proof, then they would cease to be religion and become a science!  Science requires substantiated proof for belief; religion requires belief without proof.  They are, by definition, fundamentally, logically, and in every other way incompatible.]

Stereotypes about science also persist in religious communities, Ecklund said, including the notion that “it’s just frankly impossible to be a scientist at a top research university and be religious.” Her research demonstrates that is not the case, she said.  [Of course it's not the case, but the moment you try to interject your religious beliefs into your professional scientific work, you will become a laughingstock.]

More generally, Ecklund said, her research findings “complicate what we think about secularization, the idea that as our society learns more about science, it necessarily becomes less religious.” [Whoa, Nellie!  Secularization is simply becoming less religious not necessarily more scientific.  Look at Europe, it has become more secular (less religious) in recent decades but isn't really any more scientific than it ever was in the same time period (at least from my perception)]  When asked whether science ultimately will trump religion [who says it was ever trying to do so?], Ecklund responds that it is more appropriate to ask in what areas science holds sway and it what areas religion holds sway [Fuck, not NOMA!  No, come to think of it, she's right:  science holds sway for believing in things for a provable reason, religion holds sway over believing in things for no reason at all]. “We need to move beyond narrow conceptions of secularization,” she said. [said the researcher with the narrower than normal conception of secularization]

[...]

In seeking areas of common ground, Ecklund noted that science can be seen as a vocation or calling, a view that might resonate in religious communities [Great.  It can either be just a job with no original thought that might damage the oh so precious faith, or it can be an assignment from god]. She suggested that religious scientists act as ambassadors to religious constituencies that may be having difficulty understanding aspects of science and how it is pursued. Both speakers agreed that in these kinds of efforts, it is important for scientists to begin to feel free to speak more openly about their various religious beliefs [unless, of course, those scientists are non-believers because that would scare away the faith-heads].

Alright, that’s it.  I’m hoping that the research was crazy mischaracterized by the Earl Lane person who wrote the article, but I’m afraid that a glance over at Elaine Howard Ecklund’s wikipedia page shows that the report on her “findings” is probably spot-on.  Granted, I haven’t read her book, but if the above report was any indication at all of her work, it sucks a bucket of dicks.

Carl Sagan is missed

July 9, 2010

This was on Pharyngula so many people have seen it, but I’m putting it here because I like it, and I don’t give a shit where else it’s been posted.

Carnival of the Godless #143

June 7, 2010

Welcome to the Carnival of the Godless #143!  This is my first time to host the CotG, and it was almost my last: nobody was signed up to host after me.  However, after a little effort to get the word out to revive CotG, everyone came through with flying colors! (or flying colours for you Brits out there).  I would like to give a special thank you to Hemant Mehta of the well-known Friendly Atheist blog who helped to notify the atheosphere about the plight of CotG.  Consequently, there was an avalanche of submissions and many new sign-ups for future hosting;  thanks to everyone who showed that CotG is important to them and helped to revive it and make it better than ever! 

Without further ado, on with the show:

Arizona Atheist, at the blog of the same name, has taken to task the refutation of David Marshall’s book The Truth Behind the New AtheismIn this post, the notion that the Bible was the primary inspiration for the abolition of slavery is soundly mauled.

Seth Manapio of “Whiskey Before Breakfast…the Blog“, gives us a dragon-filled post concerning skepticism and the difference between objective vs. subjective beliefs as they are applied to political ideas.

Adam Park informs us about how life, or more particularly science, can imitate art with some sci-fi predictions that came true!

Stevie at “Of Mice and Manticores “gives us a moving personal glimpse about life and death from an atheistic perspective.

Rich from “Yet Another Atheist“  gives Bill O’Reilly, Sarah Palin, and FOX News a good thumping over the National Day of Prayer.

Shaun gives us two contributions from “The atheist, polyamorous, skeptic” blog.  First we find that a rose by any other name is still the same darn rose in a discussion of the differences (or not) between atheists and agnostics.  Then, we are treated to an interesting multimedia presentation suggesting that skepticism and God-belief are mutually exclusive.

We have a double header coming in from “consider the tea cozy“, where notes about human nature are the rule of the day: we should remember that extraordinary claims and their evidence may be more easily accepted from non-extraordinary people; additionally, we should keep in mind that all religious references are not attacks but may simply be the only way the the religious can express themselves.

The Chaplain at “An Apostate’s Chapel” finds irony in Christians asserting that schoolchildren shouldn’t be protected from the truth, and the best way to go about that is to protect them from the truth.  Go figure.

The “Free Thinking Lebanon” blog brings us a discussion of some of the absurd restrictions and censorship that occurs in the Muslim world.

At “Pleiotropy“, Bjorn reminds us that creationist logic is an oxymoron.

The Spanish Inquisitor gives us some great examples of what we could expect from modern “Bible-based” laws.

At “Laughing in Purgatory“, we are reminded that personal revelation may not be the best way to make choices.

Leah Libresko submits a HuffPo article about how the Dalai Lama’s support of common ground may as well be a support of humanism.

Our late entry comes from “No Forbidden Questions” and concerns the way in which Christian media prey upon their audiences with a deluge of money-making religious woo products.

To sign off, since this CotG occurred on my 33rd birthday, I leave you with a blasphemous verse sung to the tune of “Happy Birthday”:

Happy Birthday to Me

I’m now thirty-three,

the same age that Jesus

got nailed to a tree!


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